You were sitting at home when you heard about hostess shutting down. As soon as you heard, you counted down from three. When you hit zero, a certain American was standing at your door.
"Dude, do you have any Twinkies?" He asked, already heading to your kitchen.
You rushed ahead of him saying, "Not to my knowledge, but I have some Submarinos that Antonio gave me."
Al opened your pantry and grabbed the box of Twinkies that you had hidden for the Zombie Apocalypse You tackle him to the ground and wrestled the box away from him then stood up. Slowly you backed away from him.
"Give me the f-ing twinkles," he growled, nearing you. "Come on____. I won't bug you again for food."
You shook your head and ducked under his arms when he tried to grab you. As you run out of the room you shouted, "Just eat the Submarinos!"
The American answer was, "I don't want any Mexican Twinkies! I'll do anything!"
You stop and pull one Twinky from the box. Al slowed to a stop in front of you and watched as you opened the wrapper. Slowly you waved it in front of him.
"Twenty bucks for it," You said, smiling widely.
Al shoved his hand in his wallet and pulled out a twenty. He tossed it to you and grabbed the Twinky out of your hand. With a sigh of relief, he scarfed it down.
As soon as he was done, he said, "You are a cruel, cruel woman."
You wave the twenty in his face and answered, "I'm a cruel woman who is twenty richer thanks to you."