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December 5, 2012
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  You were sitting at home when you heard about hostess shutting down. As soon as you heard, you counted down from three. When you hit zero, a certain American was standing at your door.

  "Dude, do you have any Twinkies?" He asked, already heading to your kitchen.

  You rushed ahead of him saying, "Not to my knowledge, but I have some Submarinos that Antonio gave me."

  Al opened your pantry and grabbed the box of Twinkies that you had hidden for the Zombie Apocalypse  You tackle him to the ground and wrestled the box away from him then stood up. Slowly you backed away from him.

  "Give me the f-ing twinkles," he growled, nearing you. "Come on____. I won't bug you again for food."

  You shook your head and ducked under his arms when he tried to grab you. As you run out of the room you shouted, "Just eat the Submarinos!"

  The American answer was, "I don't want any Mexican Twinkies! I'll do anything!"

  You stop and pull one Twinky from the box. Al slowed to a stop in front of you and watched as you opened the wrapper. Slowly you waved it in front of him.

  "Twenty bucks for it," You said, smiling widely.

  Al shoved his hand in his wallet and pulled out a twenty. He tossed it to you and grabbed the Twinky out of your hand. With a sigh of relief, he scarfed it down.

  As soon as he was done, he said, "You are a cruel, cruel woman."

  You wave the twenty in his face and answered, "I'm a cruel woman who is twenty richer thanks to you."

I actually wrote this awhile back... November 18th apparently. I found it finished, just not posted in my today when I went to hide away my English Essay. (I'm broke and so is my flash drive...) So I've went through and edited it a bit and here it is.
How the fug do you spell submerionos?
Reader-Kun is one of those zombie Apocalypse people who loves Twinkies. Don't ask.
I don't own you, hetalia or twinkies.
You belong to :iconsexyamericaplz: and in this case :iconmoneyplz:
I do own this story.

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Rima12Mashiro Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I dont see the diffrence between mexican submarinos and twinkies :| but anyway great story i would soooo do that for a twinkie ( i mean make someone pay up for one) :D
ratjay Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I don't either...In truth I'm neutral about Twinkies in general.
Rima12Mashiro Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Heh.....same here :{D
skating-wally Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
awww poor america :D
ratjay Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Yep poor him. No Twinkies AND he's twenty poorer.
skating-wally Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
yeah probably one of the worst days ever for him.
Pikachu5091 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
Ha! In yo face babe~ I'm twenty bucks richer than you! [and yeah... I'm talking 'bout America.]
SpotHamster22 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012
BUY TWINKIE HE MIGHT CUM *goes to store and nuh twinkie* NUUHHH
Djcrazybanana Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2012
Meriloid Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
HUHUHU x'DDD Hilarious
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